Groupies: group·ie/ˈgro͞opē/
Noun: 1. 1. A person, esp. a young woman, who regularly follows a pop music group or other celebrity in the hope of meeting or getting to know them.
2. 2. An enthusiastic or uncritical follower.

These creatures make the entertainment industry go round! From Super Head to Kat Stacks they are everywhere. Unfortunately for this species they are not the brightest creatures in existence, well maybe Super Head cause she wrote a best seller….

Created waaaaaaaaaay back in the beginning of time these things have been getting their butt cheeks smacked since the days of the Roman Coliseum games. They are the biggest purchasers of fan merchandise and the first in line at all shows, sporting events and meet and greets.

A majority of the time groupies try to tag themselves as “models,” “assistants” or “road managers” but in all actuality they are the team ummm hoes, the stress relievers and the blow job champions of the world! Could the entertainment industry function without them. I don’t think so. At times you’d think that they were the biggest reason for the industry continuing to thrive as it has. I mean who else is gonna show up to watch the Jonas Brothers perform. No right woman in her mind is going to stand and listen to those people croon over the mic for 2 hours straight.

Groupies come in all ages, colors and sizes. It’s like going to buy a car for some folks. You get to pick the red Mercedes or the tall red head in row 3. The combinations are endless! SHEESH no wonder why they give backstage passes! I’m sure it’s not REALLY for the biggest fan out there.

I guess we owe the Groupies a thank you though. I mean they keep our ticket prices down because they are the ones that keep the extra motivation up for the artist and athletes. Hell you never hear someone say I wanna be an artist so I can just sing my heart out. NO! You see all the video heaux in little bikinis and stripper outfits in videos that continue to motivate our artist to keep dropping banging hits. (yea BANGING HITS I said it and I’m not sure if I’m still talking about music anymore).

So thank you Groupies for being around and keeping the industry running smoothly. Without you we wouldn’t know what to do as fans.

http://youtu.be/wH8ul6mDQ0M SUPER HEAD CONFESSION
By: Tori Grace

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